BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I’VE STATED I JUST LIKE WOMEN AND WILL NOT BE SEXING IT UP WITH MEN I AM STILL PREGNANT EVERY OTHER MONTH. B(this isn’t even a paranoid parrot. this is a cold hard fact.

BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I’VE STATED I JUST LIKE WOMEN AND WILL NOT BE SEXING IT UP WITH MEN I AM STILL PREGNANT EVERY OTHER MONTH. B(

this isn’t even a paranoid parrot. this is a cold hard fact.

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